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It's a dick, touch it.: Funny moments in my life
So sometime in recent history (in the last week or two) a friend was over and needed a place to have the sex. So I said she could bring her guy over to my place. My apartment is a loft, so I can look right down from my bedroom into the living room where the sex will be happening. My friend states…
